Two sentences this week have made me laugh out loud.
First, from the Northampton Gazette: From a bear fatally mauling a dog off Route 66 to numerous reports of bears foraging in garbage cans in an Elm Street neighborhood and an incident in which a motorcyclist hit a dog that was chasing a bear on Spring Street, indications are clear: bear season is upon us.
A motorcycle hitting a dog that was chasing a bear. All I want to know is, what sort of dog chases a bear? I mean, our kitten might, but even sans manhood he has more courage than brains.
Great e-sentence, part two, from the Mercury News’s review of the new schlocky romance, “The Notebook”: After you’ve gotten horizontal under a green light, there’s no place left to go but making out.
…Just make sure that light hasn’t changed to red before you go.