So I’ve been getting more spam than usual (which is saying a *lot*), and it’s been tricking me into opening it. It’s not offering to enlarge my johnson (which has taken on a whole ‘nother meaning since taking a married name), but rather, it’s a mess of unrelated words strung together. Like this:

bon brahmsian tabloid andrei bull bob felicity

cotyledon black chelate jitterbugger defiant souvenir aphasic ambassador solemn mathews shrugging herculean

Vocabulary list, maybe? Unsolicited make-it-yourself haiku? What do you think?