You Should Be a Film Writer
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!
The only thing that would please me more than millions of people seeing my story on the big screen is spending the millions of dollars that I'd get paid as part of the Writer's Guild.
And OMG, that's totally the hair I had back in college. Don't believe me? Ask Steve Sloan!