And they didn't invite me???
I fully expected this article to be about beer. And I was like, okay breast-milk, fine, what about the beer? Then it mentioned the Guiness BOOK of world records, and I was like oh, okay. Whatever.
Now, did you expect it to be about beer because:
1) “Guinness” is the first word of the title
2) “Smashed” is the last word of the title
3) I was hurt not to have been invited to the record smashing
Hope Florida's great!
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