OK, some of these are ridiculous, but they're all true! I didn't know:
Mick Jagger is sexy (oooohhh yeah).
David Bowie has one blue, one green eye (it was on the poster).
Phil Collins: Great with Genesis.
Phil Collins: Worst, least-original solo performer on the planet.
Alanis Morissette is pretty.
The Gin Blossoms bassist is a great flirt (ahem).
Eric Clapton has no charisma.
Steven Wright lives in Boston.
Chuck Berry is black (in my defense, I was seven years old at the time).
No Doubt fans top out at eighth grade (sorry, Alex).
Stewart Copeland (The Police, Oysterhead) went to high school in Berkeley.
Once you've had the quintessential Jerry Garcia experience, you don't need to spend any more money to see him (good thing, too).
The Greek Theater is the best place to see live music. Period.