Baby says “wow,” like, all the time. He must've picked it up from me. He would have gotten an earful today if he hadn't been down for his nap when I was looking at the Overstock.com liquidation clothing and saw a pair of jeans for $69.99.

“Seventy bucks for a pair of jeans,” I hear you thinking. “What's so wow about that?”

Well, dear reader, these jeans, these seventy-dollar jeans, were marked down by 96%. Their actual retail price was… one thousand, seven hundred and eighty five dollars.

Wow. Just wow.