TODAY I HAVE:
1) been the liturgist at my church (first time!)
2) climbed on a ladder and hacked away at an ice dam with a claw hammer
3) pitched the Daily Show to come out to “beautiful downtown non-balmy Cleveland OH to celebrate National Adjunct Walkout Day, because all we want is to be paid more than 5-percent of what the basketball coach earns” (while also enjoying job security and maybe even some health insurance)
4) consumed a beer
Phew! I’m spent.
It’s not a bruise, it’s not dirt. It’s ashes.
This is as good a time as any to remind y’all that Beck’s “Sea Change” is the Grammy winner for Best Album to Accompany Hot-Tubbing.
Here’s what we came up with:
There once was a fellow named Beacon,
Who served in his church as a deacon.
Re: A scandalous pew
They accused, “That was you!”
He replied, “I’m afraid you’re misteacon.”