I have bronchitis, which is better than the alcohol poisoning y’all will have after the GOP debate drinking game. #2016CLE #coughcoughcough
Monthly Archives: August 2015
You say Tomato…
Jeb Bush thinks “it’s not necessary” to spend $500m on women’s health.
I think it’s not necessary for the Kochs to spend $889m on elections.
Jokes from my 6-year-old
What do super villains drink for breakfast?
Another: Did u hear about the fake spaghetti? It was an impasta.
Celebrity Chatter Chez Moi
Me: Gwen and Gavin are divorcing.
My hub: She probably told him she thinks his lyrics are nonsensical.
If Wishes were Horses…
I wish the GOP were as obsessed w/ peace and civil rights and our failing infrastructure as it is with what people do w/ their genitalia.