Today I have…

1) been the liturgist at my church (first time!)
2) climbed on a ladder and hacked away at an ice dam with a claw hammer
3) pitched the Daily Show to come out to “beautiful downtown non-balmy Cleveland OH to celebrate National Adjunct Walkout Day, because all we want is to be paid more than 5-percent of what the basketball coach earns” (while also enjoying job security and maybe even some health insurance)
4) consumed a beer
Phew! I’m spent.