…but now I'm found! It was 35 weeks ago until LAST NIGHT when we got a new episode of the best show on TV. Ahh, LOST. How I've missed you. SPOILERS AHEAD: Did you all notice that the guy in the rocking chair in the spooky cabin of spirits was played by the actor who played Jack's Dad? And that the guy who popped up in the window looked an awful lot like Unibomber Charlie? For that matter, the “rescuer” guy looked like Charlie, too. And Hurley, back in the mental hospital (say Hey to Britney for me, wouldja?), was so sad. The creepy “Oceanic” guy who came to visit him shared a name with the angel who brings on the destruction of the apocalypse. Hmmm.

Monstro now thinks that Lost Island is actually the Garden of Eden, and that's why the compasses don't work.