I have bronchitis, which is better than the alcohol poisoning y’all will have after the GOP debate drinking game. ‪#‎2016CLE‬ ‪#‎coughcoughcough‬

Jeb Bush thinks “it’s not necessary” to spend $500m on women’s health.
I think it’s not necessary for the Kochs to spend $889m on elections.

What do super villains drink for breakfast?
Scheme Milk.

Another: Did u hear about the fake spaghetti? It was an impasta.

I wish the GOP were as obsessed w/ peace and civil rights and our failing infrastructure as it is with what people do w/ their genitalia.