I love the Web site Awful Plastic Surgery — Anne turned me on to it years ago — and after seeing a picture of the “new-and-improved” Billy Crystal on Perez Hilton a few days ago, I sent the Webmaster a note: “OMG, have you seen Billy Crystal lately? What HASN'T the man done to himself?” Then today, I went to the site, and viola!!! Don't I just feel like a roving reporter.