The Truth about the May 15th Gas Out

I've been in the e-mail game for a while now, and largely stay away from forwarded e-mails; most of my friends know not to send them to me. I get most of my e-mail from aggregate services. But when my father and Katie, two individuals as far as each other could be and still be human, both sent me the same

DON'T PUMP GAS ON MAY 15TH

e-mail within 24 hours of each other I realized it would be time to bring the thing to rest soon.

Carolyn sent it to me next, but with “The question —- Does a Gas out really do anything?” I expediently conjured up snopes.com and sent its “MAY 15th GAS OUT: false” entry to her. She sent it to everyone on her list, giving me credit while also noting how speedily I'd managed it.

The moment before I logged in to BlogHarbor, I received a fourth version from my church in California.

People, please: If it really makes you feel better, remove your faded-to-white “Support our Troops” yellow-ribbon magnets and instead adorn your automobile with a car cover as many days a week as you can.

2 thoughts on “The Truth about the May 15th Gas Out

  1. THIS WILL NOT WORK. The only way it will work is if you stop buying gas from just one company instead of all of them. For instance, BP. If we all pitch in and boycott BP, then they will go under which will force everyone else to either lower their prices or die. We need to hold these gas companies down and hit them where it hurts one station at a time. Then after BP dies, we can move on to chevron, then shell until they give in to our demands!!! Lower prices!!!

  2. I actually met the head honcho of BP at my buddy Brandon's house one afternoon. Pretty remarkable dude, he.

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