Yesterday, Sen. John McCain said “her overall record is very, very meritorious.” Of whom was he speaking? Condoleezza Rice.

Is he high? Or just crazy? Or maybe he doesn't watch “The Daily Show.” Yeah, I bet that's it.

Ready to get really scared? People are saying she's pushing to be the GOP's candidate for VP.

I'm thinking this would be the nail in the GOP's coffin, so maybe it's not a bad thing.

Well, the Boston Theater Marathon has announced its one-act lineup and I'm not there. Nor are any of my Playwrights' Lab buddies. Bummer.

Well, the BSG was available AT NOON. Noon only. So we're hosed. Sorry.

Even if you don't have a TV, you can indulge in BSG goodness RIGHT NOW by going to SciFi.com and viewing the entire season four premiere RIGHT NOW. It's not airing on TV until 10 tonight, and Monstro and I are busy on Fridays at 10 (see previous post re: Owlbear), so I'm going to watch it RIGHT NOW.

And you should too. RIGHT NOW. Whoo!

Well, it's the first real NBC comedy back after the writers' strike. You know, they might want to have considered making this episode funny. Just a thought.

I love April Fool's day. Have pulled off some fabulous pranks in my past. My favorite was substituting soy sauce for half of the contents of a bottle of Diet Pepsi and oh-so-carefully returning the bottlecap to the bottle. Nearly made my beloved fifth grade teacher, Mrs. Pope, throw up.

But yesterday? Nothing. Nada.

I think that Massachusetts has successfully amputated my funny bone.

Other than that, nothing's going on. Nothing to see here. That is all.

Dear God, please let winter be over while I can still button my coat. Amen.

Tonight a certain Grengulia killed herself an owlbear in three rounds, all by her little bitty half-orc barbarian self. Then she cut off its head as a trophy. It was really neat.