“Honey, will you spoon me?” I asked Monstro the other night. “I heard on the radio that Zurich scientists said that's the best way to relieve a woman's stress level.”

Not to be outdone, Monstro assumed the big-spoon position, but as he put his arm around me he added the cherry on top: “You're getting smaller.”

Then he asked me what lowered men's stress levels the most. I didn't know, having arrived at my destination before the DJ revealed that answer. A google search informed me that it's saying sweet things to your man.

So, thanks baby, you're the best, and happy Father's Day!