The book I allude to in yesterday's Project Runway Liveblog is The Book of Ruth by Jane Hamilton. If you see it in the bookstore, even if it is in the remaindered pile, run away! Run away very quickly with your eyes closed, perhaps knocking down bookshelves in your path, to punish the bookseller for displaying such a horrible, horrible book. You should also do this if you see Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All and She's Come Undone.
Don't say I didn't warn you, y'all.
You should also do that if you see my book, Tales of the Midwest (although it's not available in stores).