Monstro and I decided to go back to our church this morning. Our pastor called us this week and so Monstro and I decided to give it one more shot. Today was kick-off Sunday: the beginning of Sunday School, children's choir, etc. We got there a little before church and I played praise songs on my ukulele to welcome folks to church. Then I went to join Monstro and our boys in the nursery. Guess what? NO CHILDCARE. So, we stayed through the children's message and then we went home. Lame, lame, lame.

I'll tell you something: I love my kids, but every so often it is SO NICE to leave them at home and go shop for shoes and participate in an adult-type event. This is what I did last night and it was a blast. Thanks, Hidden-Tech!

Also, my feet have shrunk. Weird.

And don't let the subject line fool you, because today I was one of a handful of people in the greater Happy Valley of MA to be an invited artist to the 24-Hour Theater Project. While I've desired this opportunity for years, it comes through a jimmied transom: they want me to act.

Our new pastor has decided to shift Sunday School from 30 minutes during church to one hour before church. Then there's a new children's choir starting at 11:30. So, basically, the new guy thinks that my 4-year-old should do an hour of Sunday School, THEN sit in church with us for an hour, then half an hour of fellowship time around the coffee-and-snack table, THEN do choir. This is nowhere near the realm of possibility. And, what, my 2-year-old should be in the nursery for 2 hours and then watch his brother sing for another hour? And asking my mom to sit in a pew for that long borders on criminal negligence.

It ticks me off because our church has been through some difficult times, and all the other families with kids left a while ago, but we stuck it out because we felt it was worth it, and we volunteered on committees, and even participated/led four years' worth of Disciple Bible study.

Now, the new pastor thinks that we should go back to a system that has been tried before and failed miserably. And nobody gave me a call, even though I'm the only parent who has kids who attended Sunday School last year.

I'm so sad. Bye, church. It was nice knowing you but you no longer meet –or care about– my needs.

So, in the past month I've moved, gone on vacation, watched kids, etc. Pretty busy around here. We just found out today that Lex has been accepted to the new-town preschool, which will be M-F, pretty much all day. Huge sigh of relief on that one; we've been wait-listed for a month and I was beginning to lose hope. Now I just need to figure out something to do with BK during those days. Our new roommate will be some help there but BK has a lot of energy and really, I'm thinking of just keeping him in the fallow, fenced-in garden area of our new home.

Our new home, btw, is freaking spectacular, and even though we're not all settled, it was a joy to come home from vacation to our fabulous new house. Photos soon, I promise.

Monstro is preparing for his new professorial gig and banging his head against the new-technology market and how it doesn't always do what it says it will. Very frustrating. He is also on Facebook now and is enjoying catching up with friends from Days Gone By.

Work is really heating up; my contact at my longest-running tech client has changed, and this one actually puts PR/marketing as a massive priority, so needless to say in the past week I've written two press releases, set up two analyst calls, edited a case study, done product interviews, etc. I'm tired just writing about it.

Oh, and one day, we will laugh about the time I used our new washer for the first time, only to flood the basement, but not now, and certainly not the other night at 9:30 when I realized I'd flooded our basement and needed to move the 100 boxes located in the soggy quadrant. Most of it was Monstro's stuff, which is to say, empty plastic yogurt containers and other such waterproof gaming-scenery-raw materials. The one box of mine that got wet was filled with pictures. Typical.

So many changes are afoot right now, I need to change my shoes for fear of overuse. That's why you haven't seen me much around these parts lately. Dr. Monstro and I have signed a lease on a house and will be moving one town north within the next few weeks. If everything goes according to plan, we'll have a new roommate joining us. More about that once it happens.

My tag sale got rained out so I'm having it this coming Saturday (rain date Sunday). Sure will be glad to get all the stuff off my back porch and out of my attic.

We have already started taking things to the new house and guess what: we can lift about one half-full tote worth of books per tote, which averages out to 1.25 bookshelves apiece. It'll probably take about 40 totes to get all the books moved. Again, we've already started moving that stuff.

I am most excited about having a real office again. No more working in the kitchen! It worked for Hunter S. Thompson, sure, but we all know how he ended up. I'm heading that off at the pass, dreaming of eating the blueberries from the blueberry bushes in my new backyard.

I am prepping to have a tag sale this Saturday. You can probably guess what that means… Anyway, if you live reasonably locally to me, and want to either help (night before or morning of) or BUY (Saturday July 10, 8:00 a.m.-noon), well, please do!

It's called, “I want to kick BP in the nuts.”

My boyfriend (Mr. James Joyce, dec.) and I would like to wish you the happiest of Bloomsdays. Perhaps today would be a good time to get back to reading “Finnegan's Wake,” which I started reading 1019 days ago, according to GoodReads.